Weird Phobias

Okay, I know there are a lot of types of phobias out there. But when I searched for them, I didn't know there are a lot of weird and strange things that people are actually afraid of. Here's some examples, with my own personal commentary.

Androphobia - Fear of men.
really? seriously? is this the real reason why there's lesbians out there? what is the androphobic is a guy himself? what will he do to himself? one thing for sure, i will never have this fear!)

Angrophobia - Fear of anger or being angry
wow, this person must be the freakin' buddha.

Barophobia - Fear of gravity
where in the world does this person lives? in pluto? must be E.T.

Botanophobia - Fear of plant
again, alien?

Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed
this person must have been bullied all his/her childhood life. traumatized.

Casthisophobia - Fear of sitting
are you kidding me? so, all this person do is lie down or stand?

Doxophobia - Fear of expressing opinions or being praised
okay, this is too much. no expression. no compliment. must be a slave.

Ephebiphobie - Fear of teenagers
well, knowing how the teenagers nowadays behave. i don't blame them.

Febriphobia - Fear of fever
wow. must be a very, VERY, healthy person.

Gynophobia - Fear of women
again, is this the main reason why there's homosexual? but then again, i don't blame the guys for fearing us women. we can be very intimidating.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. the person who named this type of phobia is insane! the patient will never able to explain what phobia he/she has!

Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars
wow. they'll only live happy in utopia.

Ideophobia - Fear of ideas
er, what?

Liticaphobia - Fear of lawsuits
well, i think many people have this one. or maybe not, considering the rising amount of cases in court. especially divorce.

Mnemophobia - Fear of memories
okay, this is just plain ridiculous. what a life will be without memory?

Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
well, this is not suprising.

Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams
speechless.

Philophobia - Fear of love
can you believe this one?

Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles
again, outer beauty problems. not suprising.

Somniphobia - Fear of sleep
zombie freak. even vampires want to sleep.

Sexophobia - Fear of the opposite sex
i'm convinced. the reason for homosexuality.

Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others
wow. i'm proud and envious of this person. must be very independence.

Stygiophobia - Fear of hell
well, i don't blame them.

Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives
dysfunctional family? nazi mother-in-law? absolute hatred toward own's family?

Uranophobia or Ouranophobia - Fear of heaven
what? i can accept fear of hell. but heaven?

Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women
to the women : jealous much? to the men : gay much?

Vestiphobia - Fear of clothing
my guess these are the people that occupies the nude beaches.

Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners
must be a really good kid. parents told him/her not to talk to stranger. and they listen, forever.

Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy
hmm.

Do you think all this phobias really do exist? Well, I don't know. Most of them are pretty absurd to me.