Clothes VS Boys

As if us girls need another excuse to go shopping, here's a list of why clothes are better than boys

• clothes will never get jealous when you spend more time wearing other clothes (wish i could say the same about boys)
• clothes will never argue back (if they do, i'll run around butt naked)
• you can your clothes forever (boys, well...)
• you can borrow your mate's clothes, but you can't borrow her bloke
• if you have loads of clothes, everyone's jealous (if you have loads of boys, everyone thinks you're a slapper)
• you can customize your top (try to style a boy, he'll be all grumpy)
• you can return clothes if they're faulty (if only we can do so if a boy cheats on us)
• when you're sick of your stuff, you can donate them (donate a boy? if we're willing to donate them, the other girls will never accept them anyway, they'll know he's useless)
• handbags carry everything for you (and they won't moan about it)
• you can bear stiletto pain, but when boys hurt you, it's way harder to handle (we end up shopping as a cure, anyway)
• you can trust your mates to pick your clothes, but they're rubbish at choosing potential boyfriends (well, no offense girls...)
• fashions come and go, but the selection of lads remain the same (the same faces everyday)
• when your clothes smell, you can stick them in the washing machine (when a boy smell, they think its macho and manly...)

Well, boys aren't all that bad. There's some merit too..

• however snugly your favorite jumper is, it will never feel the same as a boy hug
• boys look better as they get older (e.g. George Clooney)
• a good boyfriend will never tell you that you've piled on the pounds (you can't argue with the zip on a par of jeans that won't do up)
• a boy's not ruined if you spill your coffee on him
• no one will take the mickey if you go out with the same guy three days in a row (try to do so with the same clothes, you'll get stink-eye)