Twilight Confession

TWILIGHT CONFESSIONS
1. I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be like Edward.
2. I named my teddy bear Emmett.
3. I went to the doctor's and called him Carlisle.
4. Everytime I have to go to the bathroom I say I need a human moment.
5. I jumped in front of a moving van to see if Edward would save me.
6. I have a new pick-up-line: Are you a vampire? 'Cuz you dazzle me.
7. Ballet studios give me the chills.
8. I've developed a weird habit of biting people.
and finally....
9. I'm addicted to something called heroin.
TWILIGHT.

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Teacher: So what do you want to do when you grow up?


Me: Edward Cullen. :D

- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them

- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...

- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!

-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.

-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!

-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)

-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

Hahaha. I found this on a website. Funny! Definitely not me. I'm more of a Gossip Girl addict. Chuck Bass kicks Edward Cullen's ass anyday!

Maybe I should write a post on Chuck Bass. I have more than enough Twilight-related posts in my blog already.