7th Heaven

In my subconscious pursuit to distract myself from doing any actual studying for my paper today, I attempted to study in front of the TV with my laptop on the side.

Yes, I know.

So, Star World was showing re-runs of "7th Heaven". One of my favorite quote of this episode.

Simon: *grab the phone from Mr Campton to talk to Mary* You can't go out to dinner with Wilson. At least not without telling Robbie.

Mary: Ah! And who are you? *in sarcastic tone*

Simon: It's me, Simon.

Mary: No! I meant, who are you to tell me what to do.

Simon: *blurred* Simon.

I'm so gonna use this method when someone being sarcastic with me that way.

Vanity at its best

No, I didn't meant myself.



Today is one of my usual good Sunday. Woke up around 10 in the morning, watch some TV show for a while before taking a long shower. Then, the usual Sunday lunch with mom. Today's Hyatt's turn to be blessed with our presence. The food was good, so was the people (both the employees and the hotel guests *wink*). Oh, forgot to mention that my aunt joined us too.

After a long fulfilling lunch, we went around town. Just wasting our time, checking out the development. What's new and all. We even went all the way to Kaison, Putatan. Afterward, we hang out for a bit at my aunt's place.

There, I called one of my friends, after all, I've been so busy with my own life that I didn't have time for them. We were talking for a while, catching up with everything we'd missed. Then, she mentioned something that got me laughing so hard, my mom could hear it all the way inside the house.

Apparently, someone think I care about their every actions and well-being. Well, at least the person is right about my feelings toward them - that I don't like them. That's true. But for me to tell my friend not to contact the person, just for that (and maybe influenced by another incident with another person I'm related to), that's just absurd, doesn't it?

I don't like the person to begin with. Why would I even bother about it then? Seriously, don't flatter yourself. I don't care. I don't care about you. I don't care what's going on with you. I don't care what happened between you and whoever you are in contact with. I don't care if my friend still contact you or not. I have better things to do, than bothering myself with your updates and problems. For instance, right now, my minds keep wandering to what clothes should I bring to my vacation.

Well, thank you for making my day. I thought I was paranoid. You're worse.

P.S.: Oh, I do care about one thing thou: That you took advantage of my friend's kindness.

P.P.S.: Wow! Writing this short post took me longer than I thought. Need to learn to focus. But this just doesn't seem to worth my focus.

You Know Its True

Random thoughts from people our age…

1. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

4. I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?

5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

6. That’s enough, Nickelback.

7. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

8. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

9. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

10. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

11. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.

13. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

14. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

15. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

16. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

17. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

18. Was learning cursive really necessary?

19. Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

21. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

22. My brother’s Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, “Cuz we beat you, and you hate us.” Classy, bro.

23. Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

24. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

26. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies”

27. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

28. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

29. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

30. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

31. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

32. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

33. I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: “Dave caught the swine flu last night.”

34. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

35. Bad decisions make good stories

36. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!

37. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

38. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

39. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….

40. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

41. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.

42. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

43. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

44. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
45. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’

46. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

47. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

48. When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

49. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

50. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…

51. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

52. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

53. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

54. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

55. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.

56. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…

57. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?

58. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

59. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

60. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

61. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

62. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner

You just have to admit that this is the most identifiable collection of thoughts you ever read.

The one who made up this list is obviously American. He or She didn't came up with all 62 themself; I noticed some of the quotes are taken from certain website such as MLIA.

At least 10 out of 62 of these thoughts crossed your minds before. Don't lie.

Adorable without Trying

Noer

He's my 24 years old brother. The second child and first son of my parents. One of the tallest in the family, as he is almost 6-foot tall. A pretty much laid back person, who likes to stay at home, do his own thing and listen to his hardcore metal music. He's a quiet person, but very passionate in his interests.

We were talking over dinner (or shall I say breakfast?), and then we started talking about Noer and all the unplanned funny moments he did. We had quite a laugh.

So, I'm going to tell you some of the funny moments with Noer while he's in town for the holiday.

***

He hijacked my magenta room. Rested easily & comfortably on my pink bed while using my red vaio which he laid on my laptop stand.

For the WHOLE day. (He may have intended to sleep in too, if I didn't manage to get rid of him)

***

Mom: "Ko mau biar jak rambut ko camtu Noer?"
Noer: "Jadi? Macamana juga? sudah gini, gini la."
Mom: "Yea la, tapi macam..."
Noer: "Macam Korea!"

***

Mom was talking to Noer in the kitchen.
Note: They were both at each end of the room, and not facing each other.

Mom: "Noer, (talking about school)"
Noer: "Eh eh, suka betul dia ni main-main"
Mom: (thought he meant me and continue talking about school)
Noer: "Ee, manja juga dia ni tau."
Mom: (continue talking about school)
Noer: "Bising juga dia ni kan. Pegi main jauh sana. Jaga anak!"

Mom was shocked and confused. She looked at Noer, and realised he has been talking to the cat all this while.

***

Noer was on the stairs, putting up color lights in our front yard, when I saw a cat on the driveway. So, I said "Eh, kucing mana lagi nie?"

He immediately jumped off the stairs, and chase the cat down the driveway while yelling "kkuuccciinngg!!" and waving his hands in the air.

***

He randomly peek his head at the door of a room we're in and goes "CHAK!"

***

Yes, he received too much of the Chinese genes. Nevertheless, still my brother. Will update more in this post as the days go on.

Let's End This

Oh Gosh, I just checked my own blog. And realised that for the past numbers of posts, it has been a streak of Youtube music videos.

And cheesy, cheesy musics.

This have to end. Even I myself want to barf at my own blog.

I need a better taste in music.

Anyway, let's begin the ending of these cheesy songs with a real music.



Ah. Paramore. That's much better. Isn't it?

Okay, since my previous posts has been nothing but Youtube videos. I'll write about my week in this post.

So, I have my brothers back in my parents' house. Don't worry, it's just for Raya.

I never realised how much I missed them. (I'm sure they don't read my blog. Therefore I feel safe pointing this out.) Both of them being here brings back old memories. The kind of memories that made you chuckle or laugh out loud when you reminisce.

They can be annoying at times, but somehow I don't mind it. Really. I truly don't. Even when they hijack my stuff, made me do stuff, or got me in trouble with the parents. They're my brothers, and thats what brothers do - make their sister's life miserable.

Their little teasing and constant demanding make this big empty old house merry again. Sometimes, their subconcious actions brought smiles and laughter too, and they don't even realise it.

We all have our own egos. We all don't want to show our true emotions. But we all know that we care. Eventhough we try our very best to hide them. Yes, our "I-don't-care-what-you-do" attitude is actually what give us away.

One more sibling, and the equation will be complete.

Hurry home, sister! It's not the same without the true troublemaker.



A Paramore cover to notes the end of cheesy songs in my blog.
(Well, at least for these few weeks.)

Chippendales Dance

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THAT is definitely what I needed to cheer me up.

Do you recognize one of the Chippendales?

Yes, that's my brother!

Thanks to my brother's friend who posted this in Facebook, and tagged my brother who co-starred in it. And his girlfriend who pointed this out, and made sure I watch it.

I had quite a laugh.

Oh, he is going to be so pissed with me.

Fanatic Much?

Check out the video on how Kanye West ruined Taylor Swift's moment.

It was her first Moonman, and he just HAD to do it. Spoilsport!



You can see how suprised, excited and happy Taylor was when Taylor announced she won the VMAs Best Female Video award. (Confusing isn't it? With two different Taylor in the same sentence. The latter is Taylor Lautner a.k.a. Jacob Black). Pink, who was nominated for the same category, was smiling delightfully for Taylor (Swift) too!

It was supposed to be a good day for Taylor Swift. Another speech on how she can't believe how lucky she is. Thanking everyone and make some witty comments at the same time. (Yeap, THAT similar Taylor Swift's speech.)

We forgot to count Kanye West in the equation. He's always a man of his own opinion. (HIS OWN. No one else willingly back him up, EVER.) And we never knew that he's a HUGE fan of Beyonce Knowles.

So, Kanye's being Kanye. He went up to the stage, took the mic off Taylor's hand and praise Beyonce in national (or should I say international) TV which airs live in the States. Well, at least Kanye did CONGRATULATED Taylor beforehand. (As if that'll make it up for the disaster.)

Then, it's Beyonce's turn to have the suprised look that was on Taylor's a minute before. Except, without the delight, of course. In fact, she looked appaled by Kanye's action.

After Kanye returned the mic to Taylor, you can see that the excitement has drained away. THANKS A LOT, KANYE! She's too, I can't even find the word to describe what Taylor could have felt at that moment, to say anything.

After the incident, celebrities start to show their support to Taylor Swift, and tell Kanye off for being out of line. (Of course, their exact words would be much more offensive, but you get the idea.)

Well, don't expect any statement from Beyonce. She's always been a private person, this won't be in her nature. Plus, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kanye are friends. However, by the look on Beyonce's face, I'm pretty sure she'll handle the situation classily (as she always has been) and will be having a talk with Kanye in private.

Oh, afterward, Taylor still performed as scheduled being a professional that she is. (Take a note, Kanye.) I must say, she handled the situation well and rocked the performance. I would do my all too, if I were in her shoes, just to show that (fill in the blank) Kanye West that I deserve the award!

Here's the video of the performance.


P.S: Kanye, apology NOT accepted. Taylor Swift thank you for bringing her more fans.

We ARE Vampires

I found this article on one of my favorite site, NotAlwaysRight.com.

Less Twilight, More Daylight
Hospital | New York, NY, USA

Me: “Hi, this is anesthesia. How can I help you?”

Caller: “This is the blood bank, right?”

Me: “No, this is anesthesia.”

Caller: “That’s the same thing, right?”

Me: “Not really.”

Caller: “Well, what is anesthesia?”

Me: “The stuff that puts you to sleep before surgery.”

Caller: “Well who cares about that c**p!”

Me: “People who need surgery?”

Caller: “No! You know what they need? BLOOD!”

Me: “Okay…but you still have the wrong number.”

Caller: “Vampires need blood! You’re not a vampire because you don’t need blood! Humans don’t need blood!”

Me: “Sir, humans need blood just as much as a vampire.”

Caller: “Wait, so humans are vampires?”

Me: “No, they just need–”

Caller: “Holy f***! I’M A VAMPIRE! You just made my day!”

Me: “Well, no–”

Caller: “Thank you sooo much!” *click*

I never thought of it that way before. This made my day. We're all bloodsucking vampires.

p/s: With the hours of sleep I get these few weeks, this is no surprise.

M

Someone gave me a plushie. A canine plushie. I'm not sure whether it is a Chihuahua or a puppy. But either way, I'm naming it "M". Isn't it adorable? M comes in his feeding bowl. I'm placing him in the car. That's way, M will always be with me when I drive, blocking my view, annoying me when I swift to the left or right. Just like the real-life M. And of course, so that he'll always remember I hold the steering wheel in this relationship. I'm licensed to.



Speaking of canines, check the above picture. I was driving off my neighbourhood to go to the city. This dog is slowing me down. I was pissed at first, then I noticed something. It's carrying a yellow plastic bag!



Stray dog. Must have raided someone's trash. Haha. But its amusing thou, he walks all the way down with the bag.



Oh, I saw a Prius today. In Kota Kinabalu. Wonder who owns it.

What What

You have to be open minded to watch this video.



"What What (in the Butt" is a risque single by Samwell. The subject matter includes homosexuality and anal sex. Interestingly, though having only one well-known single, Samwell is signed to Fatboy Slim's label (Southern Fried Records). This video is one of the Internet phenomenons parodied in the South Park episode, "Canada on Strike."

This is just hilarious! Can't stop laughing while watching the video.

Twilight Confession

TWILIGHT CONFESSIONS
1. I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be like Edward.
2. I named my teddy bear Emmett.
3. I went to the doctor's and called him Carlisle.
4. Everytime I have to go to the bathroom I say I need a human moment.
5. I jumped in front of a moving van to see if Edward would save me.
6. I have a new pick-up-line: Are you a vampire? 'Cuz you dazzle me.
7. Ballet studios give me the chills.
8. I've developed a weird habit of biting people.
and finally....
9. I'm addicted to something called heroin.
TWILIGHT.

Wait. There's more. Click 'Read More'

Teacher: So what do you want to do when you grow up?


Me: Edward Cullen. :D

- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them

- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...

- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!

-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.

-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!

-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)

-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

Hahaha. I found this on a website. Funny! Definitely not me. I'm more of a Gossip Girl addict. Chuck Bass kicks Edward Cullen's ass anyday!

Maybe I should write a post on Chuck Bass. I have more than enough Twilight-related posts in my blog already.

Why Communication is Important

Just watch the darn video.

So, who do you think is crazier?
The overly passionate girlfriend
or
The inconsiderate boyfriend

Megan Fox vs Peer Pressure

For those who doesn't know it yet, I love Megan Fox. I'd go gay for her. Serious! And I don't even know her birthday! Haha. I'm not one of the crazy fanatic fan of hers. I don't really give a damn about her acting career. I just think she's effing hot. (And to those who think she's born a dude, please get me her doctor's number!)

She may be a motormouth, but at least she's honest (and uber-hot! Can't beat that.) And now, she's speaking up to show her support against peer pressure. Check out the video below.

That's actually a promo ad for her upcoming movie, Jennifer's Body, where she's literally a maneater. If only the movie will be allowed for showing in Malaysia, but I doubt it. Guess I have to wait for the pirated DVD to come out in the black market.

I don't know what the movie is about. All I need to know it, Megan Fox is in it, and she eats high school boys. That's enough for me.

H1N1

It's 4.28am now, and I can't sleep. Why? My back is aching from the sunburn. I had it when we celebrated Viv's birthday in Nexus Karambunai. Obviously, we played some water sports. And even did a lazy bodyboarding. (Roxy and I found a rope attached to an anchor, so we hold on to it, so we don't drift to the shore with our boards. Haha.) The lessons to be learn here is:
1) Never trust the sunblock to last more than 2 hours.
2) Don't go bodyboarding around 12! When the Sun is directly above your head!

I'm not going to tell you more about the fun we had. You'll just have to see some of the pictures in my Facebook profile. Now, I'm going to write about H1N1. Since my back and muscles are torturing me, there's no better way to pass my time in the middle of the night than blog-surfing. Obviously, I started from my own personal blogroll, my friends'. And I ran into Rinie's. She posted a Youtube video. A parody of Wonder Girl's "Nobody". It's hilarious.



After watching the video, I remembered other blog posts about some cute/funny face masks. I looked back for them, and managed to find most of them. I'm not going to write much, since my arms are still tired from the canoeing. Enjoy the pictures!

Don't get to near. Or she'll go APE!

I don't think she can't prevent swine flu with this mask.

Finally, a Japanese with a bushy moustache.

This one is just plain CREEPY! He must have drew it himself.
Look like Joker inspired, don't you think?

Ah, Asian girls will love these.

Apart from the creepy vibe going on. Do you think this person is a guy or a girl?

OMG! I love this one!

A guy with Hello Kitty face mask? Oh no.

Imagine if she's your dentist.

Well, this is useful.

Zipper face masks not only convenient for eating. You can do others too!

I wonder where I can get one of those zipper face masks around here. Have any idea?

Oh, there's other parody for the swine flung songs. Here's some. For more, go to Youtube and search for "Swine Flu Song".

Jonas Brothers' Lovebug parody


Wake Me Up Before You Go Go parody


Britney Spears' Womanizer parody


Soulja Boy's Turn My Swag On parody

I nailed it at cooking, literally.

I finally found something from the events in my real life to share it with you. As usual, it has been ages since I last wrote anything concerning my life in my blog. Heck, I hardly write anything at all.

So, note on the title. Cooking. Yes, I do cook when I have to. Girls gotta eat, and sometimes eating out can get old. So, mum and I decided we are going to have spaghetti bolognese for dinner tonight.

Mum came home earlier than usual from work today, so we can start preparing the ingredient together. After everything done, Mom started cooking outside, at the wet kitchen, while I was still in the dry kitchen, chopping onions and cheese. So, mum left me in peace to chop the ingredients in small pieces. Well, until she suddenly appeared out of nowhere, surprising me with her booming voice.

Realizing I cut myself, I ran upstairs to my room immediately, trying to find a band-aid. I can't show my cut to mum, as she developed a phobia of blood. After rampaging through my recently tidied and organized room, I finally found the box of band-aid. I rip them off with my teeth (seriously!) and was about to cover my finger with one, when I realize that my whole arm is covered with thick red blood. My blood. From a cut on my finger. In only 10 minutes top, my blood flowed so much.

I hear my mum calling my name from downstairs, and I panicked. She CANNOT see these blood! I rushed to the bathroom, and washed out my blood. After my finger and arm are cleaned, I noticed that I didn't cut my finger, I cut my nail. I cut my nail in half, but not all the way through. Under the flowing water from the tap, I can see my nail dangling from my index finger. And let me assure you, it wasn't a pretty sight.

I wrapped the band-aid on my finger (with the dangling nail intact!) and went back downstair, pretending nothing was harmed. Well, not really. My brown fiber band-aid changed color into deep red, thanks to my still flowing blood. So, I rushed back up to change my band-aid. And repeated it a few times. After the fifth change, I lay on my bed, with my bleeding finger, trying to decide whether I should go to the doctor or not. I lay there for about 10 minutes, before I finally call Intan to ask for her advise. Obviously, she screamed in my ears, telling me to get myself to the hospital A.S.A.P..

So, I finally told mum, keeping my finger out of her sight. I nervously told her that I'm going to drive myself to the doctor, and I'm gonna take her purse along with me as I don't think I have time to go to the ATM. I can almost see the color flushed off my mum's face as I told her. She only managed to say okay, and reminded me to get the receipt.

I didn't make it to the doctor, thou. I only manage to sit in the car for a while, before I went back inside the house to change the band-aid, realizing the bleeding stopped. That's good news for me, I hate doctors.

Owh, I forgot to mention, the cut didn't hurt. I just feel slight pressure on my finger. And after the bleeding, of course my hand felt numb.

I attempted to cook my favorite food, and this is what happened. Darn. I'm such a klutz! I guess I got to find a man who knows how to cook. Yummy!

T Swizzle

A lot has been going on this past weeks. However, I was unable to share it with all of you. Some of it, was just too personal; Others were just too exhausting to write about. So, forget it. I'm not even going to bother. Past is past. Let's move on, shall we?

So, I'm a Taylor Swift fan. Not one of the crazy-fanatic-I-have-every-Taylor-Swift-merchandise type of fan. I appreciate her music. No, I love her music. They're so true, and her talent are undeniable. I choose her over Miley Cyrus any day. Yes, it does seem to be a little bit drama queen-esque to write about your past relationship for the whole world to hear about it. However, that what writers do; write what they know and understand best, so that the audience can feel it the way they do.

Oh, I was checking out her videos in Youtube and ran across this. T-Swizzle first rapping gig. It's funny. I simply adore it! I give her credits for branching out. Some people were not fond of it, and asked her to do music she does best, country. So what? Girl just wanna have fun. Let her be. At least she's not a 60 years old woman, wearing tight flashy clothing, dancing around like a virgin, exposing unnecessary skin & cleavage, adopting children from the Third World country, while her home is not stable, and recently divorced. Can you guess who I'm talking about?

Here's the video. Enjoy it.

Sapal

One may wonder what's the meaning of the post title - "sapal". What language is the word originated from? What the definition of the word? Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know. I'm not even sure if its even an actual word.

How did the word came to me? Well, all the credits belong to Krissy, whether she likes it or not. See, she came up with the word last night. By accident. And from her reactions last night, she hates it.

Okay, maybe you don't understand what the hell I'm trying to say, so let me break it up to you. Fel, Ari, Yan, Krissy and I often held conference chat on Yahoo! Messenger at night and treat it like a talkshow. It was my idea, and I usually play the role as the host of the show, just to spice things up a notch. We have different topic every night, its all depends on what's the latest buzz in our lives. Last night's topic was about Krissy's latest photoshoot sessions with F, A, & Y.

You probably still wonder, what the hell does all this have to do with the word "sapal"? Well, I believe it has everything to do with it. See, there's where it all started. It was actually a silly typing error on Krissy's side. She wanted to tell us that she'll be off the show for a moment because she has to answer a phone call. She was typing in hurry and typed "pasal" incorrectly - "sapal".

So, while Krissy was entertaining her caller. Fel and I wasn't being kind to her. We sort of cheated, as she wasn't there to defend herself. We started to mock her spelling error. Using the word "sapal" in every sentence in any way we can think off. It's started as Krissy's middle name. To her alter-ego's name. We used is as a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, conjunction & etc. Like I said earlier, in any way we can think off. All in Malay, of course.

Five minutes gone by, and she's still not back for the show. So, it started to turn ugly. I started the contest, "Who can use the most "sapal" word in a single sentence in Malay? and make most sense out of it". There's no rules, apart from it has to be in Malay, and we're allowed to change the word a bit by adding imbuhan to the original word "sapal". For example, menyapal, disapal, kesapalan, sesapalnya.

The result, as you can imagine, is hilarious. And Krissy is furious about it. She doesn't think it's funny. I'm pretty sure she's even more angry if she read this (and I know she's read this). I would like to post some of the sentences we came up with. But if I do, I don't think Krissy will ever forgive me if I did. Unfortunately for Krissy, I doubt that Fel and I will let this go easily. We haven't tried to use the "sapal" word in English yet. Sorry Krissy!

The Lesson I Learnt

You should be proud of me today. Why? I studied. No, I actually studied. No Guitar Hero, or any other form of entertainment out there that continuously luring me away from my responsibilities. Okay, maybe my handphone was buzzing non-stop. However, I studied for the paper I will be sitting this Sunday, which is CSC 134 - Computer & Information Processing.

For all of you who sits in the same class with me for this course, surely you noticed that I never come in to class with a book in my hand. Just papers and stencils. The only books you see me carrying into that class, would probably textbooks for the next class or some random novels. And you probably realize that the lecturer and I don't see things eye to eye. Truth to be told, I hate his way nazi way of teaching and vanity. He hates my guts for daring to argue with him. And he hates me even more for winning in most of the arguments. (And how did he reacts to this? By reducing my marks, of course. After storming out of the class. Yes, I was mean. I know.)

Anyway, I studied. I haven't been studying properly since the final examination season started. I was to busy for band rehearsal at Feizal's pad. Viv named the band "UR Majesty". Yes, she named our PS3 Guitar Hero: World Tour band. The point is, I studied. I read the textbook. What textbook? I just told you that I don't have the textbook the whole semester. Well, I do now. I just bought it on Tuesday. 5 days before the paper. And I only bought it after Viv told me I should. (She was worrying about my exams more than I do.) I just started reading the book today. I will not let the so-called lecturer has the satisfaction of failing me.

Okay, enough about him. It's not worth it. I started studying with the textbook I just bought 2 days ago this morning around 10.30 in the morning. And by the time I went out to buy my lunch from KFC nearby, (Home alone. I don't want to clean up after cooking.) I pretty much covers half of the content of the book already. And the book was pretty interesting, after all, I am pretty much a geek.

So, I was reading through Chapter 4 - The Components of System Unit, from the Discovering Computers 2009 - Complete Version, when I came across these paragraphs.

"Most connectors and ports are available in one of two genders: male or female. Male connectors and ports have one or more exposed pins, like the end of an electrical cord you plug in the wall. Female connectors and ports have matching holes to accept the pins on the male connector or port, like an electrical wall outlet."

"Sometimes, you cannot attach a new peripheral to the computer because the port on the system unit is the same gender as the connector on the cable. In this case, purchasing a gender changer solves this problem. A gender changer is a device that enables you to join a port and a connector that are both female or both male."

You can call me whatever you want. Horny. Dirty minded. But I still find it hilarious. This is the closest thing as sex education for the geeks and nerds. It explains the basic human anatomy. Guys have penises. Girls have vaginas. And it even tells us, which goes where. Ha-ha. After reading this, I truly understood what people meant when they say they are "turned on" or the experience was "electrifying". Ha-ha, I guess the metaphor came from electronic devices.

Oh, in the other paragraph, its explains about homosexuality. Seems to me, they're pretty open to that idea. There "gender changer" is probably similar to transexual. Ha-ha. "Purchasing a gender changer solves this problem." Yes, do a gender reassignment surgery, and you'll be allowed to marry. Or pack up and move to states that allows gay marriages. Miss California and Perez Hilton can debate all they want about it. The gizmos are on Perez's side. There's another detail that I just noticed; the book title suit it well - too well. We really are "discovering computers", complete version.

Gosh, this book are suprisingly interesting. I didn't expect to find this sort of information. I'm going to continue reading, just in case I find something else similar. I wonder what they wrote about input & output. Or viruses.

Clothes VS Boys

As if us girls need another excuse to go shopping, here's a list of why clothes are better than boys

• clothes will never get jealous when you spend more time wearing other clothes (wish i could say the same about boys)
• clothes will never argue back (if they do, i'll run around butt naked)
• you can your clothes forever (boys, well...)
• you can borrow your mate's clothes, but you can't borrow her bloke
• if you have loads of clothes, everyone's jealous (if you have loads of boys, everyone thinks you're a slapper)
• you can customize your top (try to style a boy, he'll be all grumpy)
• you can return clothes if they're faulty (if only we can do so if a boy cheats on us)
• when you're sick of your stuff, you can donate them (donate a boy? if we're willing to donate them, the other girls will never accept them anyway, they'll know he's useless)
• handbags carry everything for you (and they won't moan about it)
• you can bear stiletto pain, but when boys hurt you, it's way harder to handle (we end up shopping as a cure, anyway)
• you can trust your mates to pick your clothes, but they're rubbish at choosing potential boyfriends (well, no offense girls...)
• fashions come and go, but the selection of lads remain the same (the same faces everyday)
• when your clothes smell, you can stick them in the washing machine (when a boy smell, they think its macho and manly...)

Well, boys aren't all that bad. There's some merit too..

• however snugly your favorite jumper is, it will never feel the same as a boy hug
• boys look better as they get older (e.g. George Clooney)
• a good boyfriend will never tell you that you've piled on the pounds (you can't argue with the zip on a par of jeans that won't do up)
• a boy's not ruined if you spill your coffee on him
• no one will take the mickey if you go out with the same guy three days in a row (try to do so with the same clothes, you'll get stink-eye)

LiLo Fight Back

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Need I say more? I saw this video in FunnyOrDie's website. I'm not a big fan of Lindsay. But, I'm proud of her for fighting back to the tabloids and all the bloody words that people are throwing about and at her. Sarcasm. I love it.